One-Liner Jokes

From corny dad jokes to comic legends who use one-liners like Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright, they are always good for a quick punch. Rather witty or goofy, One-liner jokes are fun for everyone. Many may try not to laugh at them. All one-liners in our collection are one sentence jokes.

I’m Against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.
– Mitch Hedberg

I sprayed spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.
– Steven Wright

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Actual Mitch Hedberg Donut Receipt

An employee for a donut shop created an actual receipt paying tribute to comedian Mitch Hedberg, and posted it on Reddit.

Mitch Hedberg was known for many one liners, but one joke had carried on way past just his fans. Mitch said he bought a donut and was handed a receipt. “You don’t need to bring paper into this” and “I will file it under D, for donut” was some of the popular lines for the joke. Continue reading “Actual Mitch Hedberg Donut Receipt”