Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back.
–Yo Mama Jokes–
A stoner stumbles out of a party and starts walking home.
On the way, he bumps into a man who is bloody and mangled.
The man says, “Call me an ambulance!”
The stoner looks at him and says, “You’re an ambulance!”
-Stoner Jokes, Stupid Jokes-