Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back.
–Yo Mama Jokes–
I’m Against Picketing but I don’t know how to show it. – Mitch Hedberg
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
–Dumb Blonde Jokes–
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.
–Pick Up Lines-