One-Liner Jokes

From corny dad jokes to comic legends who use one-liners like Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright, they are always good for a quick punch. Rather witty or goofy, One-liner jokes are fun for everyone. Many may try not to laugh at them. All one-liners in our collection are one sentence jokes.

I’m Against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.
– Mitch Hedberg

I sprayed spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.
– Steven Wright

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
– Demetri Martin

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
– Demetri Martin

Proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.
– Jerry Seinfeld

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
– George Carlin