Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Line Jokes

Are you from outer space? Cos your ass is out of this world.

Nice Shoes, wanna do it?

I don’t do one night stands, but I’m free all weekend.

You know what I like in a girl? Me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

Is that a keg in your pocket? Cos I’d tap that ass

Are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.

Your body is like speeding in a construction zone… DOUBLE FINE!

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Your body is made up of 70% water… and I’m thirsty.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Let’s play Titanic. You be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

Want to go halves on a baby?