Pick Up Line Jokes
Are you from outer space? Cos your ass is out of this world.
Nice Shoes, wanna do it?
I don’t do one night stands, but I’m free all weekend.
You know what I like in a girl? Me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?
Is that a keg in your pocket? Cos I’d tap that ass
Are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your body is like speeding in a construction zone… DOUBLE FINE!
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Your body is made up of 70% water… and I’m thirsty.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Let’s play Titanic. You be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
Want to go halves on a baby?