Dad Jokes

Cheesy, cornball jokes that dads love to tell. These easy to catch, punny jokes are usually timeless and seem to make their way into all of pulp culture. Movies, television, memes, and even YouTube videos aren’t safe from dad humor.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

How does Moses make tea?
He brews it.

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

I know a few jokes in sign languageā€¦
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before.

My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon, but delivery took forever.
She said it was worth the weight.

I just saw my wife trip and drop of bunch of clothes she had just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.

I had a book fall on my head today.
I only have myself to blame.

Trump Stands Like Yogi Bear

The strange way that Trump stands what first brought to attention on Twitter. While he does stand like a centaur, or a constipated bear, it is extra strange how much Trump stands like Yogi Bear. Could Yogi be his mentor, and not a centaur? Judge for yourself.

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Gonna Tell My Kids

Hey, we got to educate our kids, but doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun with it. Rather school is out for summer or world disasters, sometimes its up to us to decide what history we want to tell. Here are some mixed up images of what some people are gonna tell their kids memes.

You like fish sticks? Well homie don’t play that.

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Wear A Face Mask Memes

I don’t like wearing a mask. I don’t like wearing pants either. But everyone has to do their part to get things reopened. Wash your hands, cover your cough, and share a bunch of face mask and coronavirus memes. And don’t forget to check out Wear a Face Mask Memes Part 2 for more!

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