Lawyer Jokes

There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving. Continue reading “Lawyer Jokes”

Yo Mama Jokes (History and Collection)

A quick and crazy history of yo mama jokes

Rather its yo mama, momma, or moma, some insults are just classic. And what better way to make fun of someone than to attack their mom. Its a low blow, but it always hit. But, it wasn’t just modern culture that talked about your momma. People have been dissing your mom since before Shakespeare. Some even believe your mama jokes can be found in ancient civilization. Idk bout all that.

Shakespeare, first Known Yo Momma Joke Written

The big explosion of yo momma jokes came in the 90’s In living Color. This was my, along with many, exposure to the culture of dissing mother figures.  In this skit a game show called “The Dirty Dozens” took turns dissing moms with Jeopardy type categories. The skit spoofed modern game shows by making fun of other contenders and their mother’s weight problem, lack of education, and sexual promiscuous behavior. Good stuff. Continue reading “Yo Mama Jokes (History and Collection)”

Dumb Blonde Jokes

A list of the best of dumb blonde jokes
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back
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Mark Hamill Star Wars Trading Card Jokes Go Viral

After autograph expert Steve Grad posted these Star Wars trading cards signed by Mark Hamill on Facebook, they quickly spread across social media and the web. The trading cards shows the humor of Mark Hamill. Mark not only puts his signature on the cards, but captions the image in the card.

Many fans around the web seem to love the funny comments, even if some are a little on the dark side.
Mark Hamill Star Wars Trading Card Joke 001 Landspeeder Grease Lightning

Mark Hamill Star Wars Trading Card Joke 002 Toshi Station Whenever

Mark Hamill Star Wars Trading Card Joke 003 Vader Loser Kids Continue reading “Mark Hamill Star Wars Trading Card Jokes Go Viral”

Full Mis-heard lyrics! Gallis Swing by Mr. Vegas


Might not get laid
Might not get laid

Some girls every day
(311)
I don’t do a think a thing but queen to a king
watch me a g, bust Gallis Swing. Gallis Gallis Gallis Swing
everybody start from, Gallis Swing
When I swing from my gal that is my swingo
I swing with the gal that mess with my dingo
when magic comes, comes in the window
then a rise up and go to the road
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Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Line Jokes

Are you from outer space? Cos your ass is out of this world.

Nice Shoes, wanna do it?

I don’t do one night stands, but I’m free all weekend. Continue reading “Pick Up Lines”