A Collection Of Copypastas

What is a copypasta?

A copypasta is a long block of text that is copied and pasted on social media and message boards all over the internet. They are fun and popular in many meme communities. Some start off on a serious not like “thanks for sharing this changed my life” or jokingly like popular song lyrics or movie quotes. Copypastas can even be recipes. Either way, they are fun to use for trolling or just being silly.

Our Collection Of Copypastas

  • Thank For Sharing
  • This Game Saved My Life
  • How Is Babby Formed
  • This Video Changed My Life
  • I disagree with that statement

Thanks For Sharing Copypasta

Thanks for sharing. When I saw this, a spark was ignited inside me, all my past trauma, bad experiences, were all nullified, due to this truly inspiring thing you have just shared, it has truly brought out the best in me, for it is words of wisdom that I will never forget. Legit, the only way I’ll forget this is if I die a painful death under Obamas legs, his juicy thighs and plump cheeks will suffocate me as the knowledge of what you’ve shared squeezed out along with my internal organs, but that’s never gonna happen. What you shared today will remain with me from now till they day I die, in fact, no, in heaven when I’m asked to choose memories to keep. While others choose core memories with their family, friends, I’ll choose what you’ve shared today, because it’s the only thing I need, ever, what you’ve shared today will truly be sufficient to fuel me for the entirety of the remainder of my life, and the entirety of my after life, however if it works by reincarnation instead, well, as i slowly regain memories from my past life, I’ll definitely remember what you’ve shared today, as what you’ve shared is truly the most inspirational and important thing in the existence of the earth ever, if is more important than fundamental events like the big bang itself, what’s you’ve said holds more genius than anything alert Einstein and millions of other scientists have said all together, truly, what you’ve shared today is the most important thing ever in the history of the history of the history of the history of the world. In the history of the universe. In the history of the multiverse, in the history of the galaxy of universes, in the history of the cosmos, in the history of the big bang, in the history of the time before the Big bang, that’s how important what you’ve shared today is, it transcends the very creation, the very fabric of time and space as a concept. Even as you die, even before you were born, this remains true. What you’ve said has immortalized you.

This Game Saved My Life (Game Review Copypasta)

This game saved my life.

I am 69.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand… my working hand… my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot… I must admit, I didn’t beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my “labor”. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don’t fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn’t be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

How Is Babby Formed (Typo/Bad Spelling Copypasta)

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

This Video Changed My Life (Video Comment Copypasta)

I was watching this video, and then my neighbor came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field. All of my other neighbors watched it, and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank you for this video.

I Disagree With That Statement (Comment Copypasta)

It is with great frustration and disappointment that I must vehemently disagree with the statement that has been presented. Upon careful examination and consideration, it is clear to me that this statement is nothing more than complete and utter nonsense. It is a patently absurd and preposterous proposition that belongs in the realm of ridiculousness, and is not supported by any evidence or reasoning. In fact, I would go so far as to say that this statement is nothing more than a load of hogwash, and is not worthy of any serious consideration. It is a clear example of irresponsible and uninformed thinking, and it is not deserving of any credibility or legitimacy. To even consider it as a valid viewpoint is a ludicrous proposition, and I refuse to lend it any credence or respect. This statement is a prime example of the kind of irrational and baseless thinking that has no place in any serious or intelligent conversation. It is a clear indication of a lack of critical thinking skills and a refusal to engage in rigorous and evidence-based analysis. It is a shame that such irresponsible and baseless ideas are given any platform or attention, as they serve only to undermine the foundations of informed and thoughtful discourse. Therefore, I must strongly and decisively reject this statement and any notion that it holds any validity or truth. It is a clear example of the kind of intellectually lazy and uninformed thinking that has no place in the modern world. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go laugh at this absurdity and shake my head in disbelief at the sheer foolishness of it all.