I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Atlanta Zoo.
What did Kermit the frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? Nothing
Cheesy, cornball jokes that dads love to tell. These easy to catch, punny jokes are usually timeless and seem to make their way into all of pulp culture. Movies, television, memes, and even YouTube videos aren’t safe from dad humor.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
How does Moses make tea?
He brews it.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
I know a few jokes in sign language…
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before.
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon, but delivery took forever.
She said it was worth the weight.
I just saw my wife trip and drop of bunch of clothes she had just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.
I had a book fall on my head today.
I only have myself to blame.
A list of the best of dumb blonde jokes
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back
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Pick Up Line Jokes
Are you from outer space? Cos your ass is out of this world.
Nice Shoes, wanna do it?
I don’t do one night stands, but I’m free all weekend. Continue reading “Pick Up Lines”