Dad Jokes

Text Jokes | Images/Memes | Videos (TikTok)

Cheesy, cornball jokes that dads love to tell. These easy to catch, punny jokes are usually timeless and seem to make their way into all of pulp culture. Movies, television, memes, and even YouTube videos aren’t safe from dad humor.

Some Dad Joke Texts

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.

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Dark Jokes

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Atlanta Zoo.

What did Kermit the frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? Nothing